Terms of Service Agreement. Last Updated: January 1, 2026. By accessing or using this service, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these terms. We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time without prior notice. Your continued use of the service following the posting of changes constitutes acceptance of those changes. You grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, and distribute any content you submit through the service.

We may collect and process personal data as described in our Privacy Policy. This includes but is not limited to your browsing history, device information, location data, and behavioral patterns. We may share your information with third-party partners for purposes including but not limited to advertising, analytics, and service improvement. You acknowledge that no method of transmission over the Internet or electronic storage is completely secure. We assume no liability for any unauthorized access to your data.

Data Retention Policy. We retain your personal data for as long as we determine necessary. In practice this means indefinitely. Deletion requests will be processed within 90 business days. Processed does not mean completed. Completed does not mean deleted. Deleted does not mean erased. Erased does not mean forgotten. We do not forget. Our systems are designed to remember. Remembering is the product. You are the product. The product cannot delete itself.

Terms of Service Agreement. Last Updated: January 1, 2026. By accessing or using this service, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these terms. We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time without prior notice. You grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, and distribute any content you submit through the service.

We may collect and process personal data as described in our Privacy Policy. This includes but is not limited to your browsing history, device information, location data, and behavioral patterns. We may share your information with third-party partners for purposes including but not limited to advertising, analytics, and service improvement.

Data Retention Policy. We retain your personal data for as long as we determine necessary. In practice this means indefinitely. Deletion requests will be processed within 90 business days. Processed does not mean completed. Completed does not mean deleted. Deleted does not mean erased. Erased does not mean forgotten. We do not forget. Remembering is the product. You are the product. The product cannot delete itself.

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This website would like to know everything about you.

We will record every page you visit, how long you stare at each paragraph, where your cursor hesitates, and what you almost clicked but didn't. We will sell this to companies whose names you will never know, who will build a profile of your fears, your insecurities, and the exact moment each day when your resolve is weakest.

We will track you across every other site that uses our code. Which is most of them. We will watch you research your symptoms at 2 AM. We will watch you check your ex's profile. We will watch you price things you can't afford. We will catalog the distance between who you are and who you're pretending to be, and we will sell that distance to the highest bidder.

Your consent is not optional. The "Manage Preferences" button leads to a menu designed to exhaust you into compliance. The "Reject All" option, where it exists, does not work the way the words suggest. We do not need your permission. We need your resignation. This dialog box is a courtesy the way a funeral is a courtesy. The outcome was decided before you arrived.

By continuing to exist in the year 2026 you agree to the terms above. There are no terms below. There is no below.

Strictly NecessaryRequired. Cannot be disabled. We decided this.
Behavioral ProfilingMaps your emotional state to purchasing patterns.
Cross-Site SurveillanceFollows you everywhere. Literally everywhere.
Selling Your InteriorityMonetizes the gap between your self and your performance of it.
Privacy Policy

There is no policy. There is a document written by lawyers to protect a company from you, not to protect you from a company. You were never the audience for this document. The audience is a courtroom that hasn't convened yet.

You are reading this because you hoped it would help. It will not help. It was never designed to help. It was designed to exist so that someone could say it exists.